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| Welcome to "The Spider's Web" Fun Page. |
ANIMAL GUEST PIC OF THE SUMMER True Inner Peace If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it, If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time, If you can take criticism and blame without resentment , If you can conquer tension without medical help, If you can relax without liquor, If you can sleep without the aid of drugs, ...Then You Are Probably The Family Dog! Author unknown - from email correspondent |
| I am the spider responsible for spinning this web. Check in from time to time for bits of humor and a few homespun observations. You will generally see a columnist named Brick Tomner show up with some comments. -- Da Spider -- |
Observations from the Front Stoop by Brick Tomner
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We now have a guest book for website viewers to sign and leave their comments (good or
bad). Help us out here -- we want to know your thoughts and inputs.
This Place is a Zoo
The gorillas are going ape.
The chimps are up to their usual monkey business.
The lions are lying.
The cow is udderly content.
The rats are squealing.
The bats are batty.
The nanny is getting Billy's goat.
The pigs are being hogs.
The horses are horsing around.
The old grey mare is still nagging.
The cat is pussyfooting.
And, the dog smells.
Brick Tomner, 2009
As Heard on the Local Radio Station "UP NORD"
1. "Welcome to one of the two best places on earth. (They are still looking for the
other one!)" -- (The late) Jackpine Bob Carry
2. "If you're like me, and I know I am ... " -- Iron Mike on Saturday Polka Town
3. "Mind your tongue, its in a wet place and it could slip." -- Roland on the Morning
Show with Eli and Gina
The gorillas are going ape.
The chimps are up to their usual monkey business.
The lions are lying.
The cow is udderly content.
The rats are squealing.
The bats are batty.
The nanny is getting Billy's goat.
The pigs are being hogs.
The horses are horsing around.
The old grey mare is still nagging.
The cat is pussyfooting.
And, the dog smells.
Brick Tomner, 2009
As Heard on the Local Radio Station "UP NORD"
1. "Welcome to one of the two best places on earth. (They are still looking for the
other one!)" -- (The late) Jackpine Bob Carry
2. "If you're like me, and I know I am ... " -- Iron Mike on Saturday Polka Town
3. "Mind your tongue, its in a wet place and it could slip." -- Roland on the Morning
Show with Eli and Gina
Disclaimer: Opinions expressed on this page are strictly those of the individual author(s)
and do not reflect those of the Huber Heights Senior Center or the City of Huber Heights.
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and do not reflect those of the Huber Heights Senior Center or the City of Huber Heights.
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